Irmageddon Get Over It

Listen I feel badly for these poor people that are going through this nasty hurricane, but these are the same people that left New York and other states to get away from the cold and snow!  They moved to HURRICANE STATES!  How fucking dumb is that-why the fuck would you move to a state that is prone to natural disasters?  You could of moved to 48 other states that don't have these headaches, like Arizona.  I can hear your mind racing as you read this, your thinking the exact same thing-now I know many people were born and raised there and love the fucking heat and humidity and those fire ants-don't you just wanna adopt a few?  Getting up and 6am and it's fucking 85 degrees, just fucking shoot me!

There is no way I would move to Florida, grant it I do feel bad for these stupid mother fuckers but they had the choice and picked the wrong state so do I really feel that bad for them? Hell No!  Now those poor bastards living in Houston don't deserve to be flooded out, that's a state that has a issue now and then but honestly why would you move next to Mexico?  Those scummy little varmants are everywhere, and they all stink like the dump.  Next time your in line next to a immigrant take a whiff and see how they all smell like roses!  I've been to Texas and the whole state has a weird aroma to it, I think it's the oil smell but it could be taco farts not really sure.  If you have friends and family living in a state prone to hurricanes, I understand the frustrations you have.  Obviously they are brain dead and get what they deserve, really does the cold seem that bad now?  The cold is not going to rip off my roof and the snow is not going to flood my house.
Hey let's donate to the red cross so they can fuck everything up and fuck anyone they can!  No way that's the worst place to donate your money these people are professional scammers!  JJ Watt already knows this and that's why he started his own fundraising campaign, our government is the most fucked up government on the planet!  20 cents on the dollar actually goes to helping someone in need-where the fuck does the other 80 cents go?  Who the hell knows and they don't want you to find out that's the USA way!  Irmageddon will destroy the lives of Floridians everywhere, but they will rebuild and come back stronger then ever, they're home owner insurances will be sky high and the loans that the Washington gives them will put them in debt till they die, isn't that nice of them!  irma fucked quite a bit of people this time but do you think they will learn anything from this disaster?  Really?  No fucking way these people are strong and will keep coming back because they love getting fucked in the ass!  Stupid fuckers get the fuck out of a state that is 2 inches about flood levels.  

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